fictionalized asked: Headcanon: Your kitchen has an emergency reserve of a pound of high quality dark chocolate at all times. You fall asleep every night with at least three books within arm's reach that you're in the process of reading. You have a specific drink that you feel makes you play pool better- not necessarily drinking it, but just ordering one and having it next to you while you wait for your shot. Given the option to order a side with dinner, you will get french fries 90% of the time.
Frighteningly accurate. As usual.